Things that make you go mmmm!

2020 has brought chaos unto the world; first the Australian bush fires, then Covid-19 cocooning us in our houses and finally the toilet paper tantrums. And now the desperation of the people is running rampant in regards to the hair department.

The need to keep up hair appearances is apparent. Disaster upon disaster as many come face to face with the shears and subsequently the many tears. My heart aches and my eyes weep at the sight of these poor souls. At one time or another we have all had a cut or colour that has driven us over the edge. It only takes one snip snip for you to fucking flip.

But I am taken aback at one cut that I thought would never ever ever make a comeback. A hair cut the reliable Urban Dictionary describes as “Business in the front, Party in the back. May also be called a Tennessee Waterfall. Rarely spotted in the wild, there are several specimens to be found captive in trailer parks.”

The mmmmmmmarvelous? mmmmmmmagnificent? Nah who am I kidding it’s just a mullet. A mullet pure and simple. No need to dolly it up. But dayum, oh dayum, these celebs have tempted me to get a mullet makeover.

Category is....Mullet Magic! 

Crystal Methyd- Nailing this mullet method! 

Miley Cyrus – Taking after her father and donning the outdated do. 

Chris aka Christine and the Queens- Yass qween!! My personal fav, she slays this look errrday. 

Honourable & Horrible Mention

Joe Exotic- this specimen right here is living proof that there are still mullets causing mayhem. 

Now I am questioning everything! Why am I considering a modern day mullet? Will I look edgy as fuck or look like a hill billy no one wants to fuck? If my 2013 short hair cut utter disaster (#neverforget) was anything to go by, my curly crazy hair plus layering never works and you’re never too old to have an emotional breakdown over follicles that will eventually grow back.

The uneven nature of the mullet is something too wild for my hair. I would not be able to tame that beast. The result would be some bulky business at the front and a poofy party at the back, that no one wants to attend. There I will stand, a loner with a mad ass mullet having a meltdown.

BUT there is a 2% chance I COULD look cool. If there was ever a time to make a risqué hair statement and to blame it on the panic of a pandemic, it is right now!

Brb let me mullet over.